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Indian Moms and their Beloved Sons!

Disclaimer: Dear Men if you can cook and are self-sufficient in every possible way, this post is definitely not for you! Congratulations on being well raised. This post is for the men who are quite dependent on their mothers or wives (who sadly form the majority are). So, before taking offence or starting a comment-war, read along keeping your male ego aside…

1. Bed and Breakfast is a concept invented by Indian Mothers to serve all amenities to her grown up son in bed
2. There is an entire generation of Indian men who would starve to death if left them on their own as they are raised to be helpless and without any life skills
3. “You are not my daughter in law, you are my daughter” is the most fake bait to trap a girl in a life full of mockery
4. Indian men forget to treat their wives as their partner and start looking for a reflection of their mom in them
5. Indian moms are obsessed with their sons as they treat them like they are manifestation of their own egos. Hence, the daughter in law are also expected to exhibit same behavior
6. Indian men on an average gossip more than females across the world as they love to share every personal detail with their moms
7. Hypocrisy is when daughter in law goes for work, slogs in office and comes home late to hear she is lazy and doesn’t serve hot food to my nearly jobless son who was just sitting and sipping expensive coffee whole day
8. Indian moms don’t believe in babysitters as anyhow after 30 years their son is going to get a wife who will be doing similar duties
9. In India Daughter in law are called goddess of money (Laxmi) of the house because they are supposed to bring a lot of wealth (Dowry)
10. In today’s age of feminism, parents are trying to make their daughters independent. But in India feminism should be on how to make their son independent so their wives can enjoy feminism

So here is my shout out to all the Indian Mothers raising their kids now. Raise them like they will leave you one day, so that you make them independent and self-sufficient. Why should sons be raised helpless and dependent on someone constantly. Oh, wait, I almost forgot about the inherent sexism that runs deep in our society and how this too is one of the off-shoots of it. Else, the ladlas will become becharas and moms would go, ‘haaye mera baccha’ over and over again.